AWAKEN YOUR INTUITION FREE 2HR CEREMONY!
FREE YOUR SOUL – CHANGE THE WORLD!
LET’S DO THIS BEAUTIES!!!
YOU’RE IN CHARGE BABY!
AND YOUR TIME STARTS NOW! 😅😅🤣
Are you sick of those BS salesey pages trying to cattle prod your pain points? 🤪 They p*ss me off – big time! 😅🤣
So I’m not gonna treat you like a nob or try convince you of anything that isn’t a hard YES inside you.
I’m doing this ‘cos I want a more beautiful world. A kinder, more loving world. And my soul is saying “support the Good Hearted Rebels, artist, activists & leaders. Especially the ones needing clarity, confidence & a rockin’ plan!”
So here I am beauty!
If you’re aching to be the REAL you & do something GOOD but are blocking your own mojo, then this is legit made for YOU.
WHAT AM I BANGIN’ ON ABOUT? 😁
I’ve spent 20 years helping rad humans like you connect to their souls, & I’m tellin’ ya – life is different when you start listening.
Most of us stumble around, listening to our minds (not souls), looking at every other lost numbat for a plan and expect to be fulfilled and happy. 😅But it just doesn’t work that way! And here’s why …
THE WOO WOO LOW DOWN!
Whether you’re into magical stuff or not – you probably vibe that deep down, there’s a part of you, that’s wise AF. It’s like a master ninja who crammed every personal development seminar & makes Buddha look like a slacker. 😉
This part of you is UNBELIEVABLE! 🏆💫
It’s the genius part where you access those epic lightbulb ideas in the shower or on the loo. 😅😉😁 The part of you that doesn’t doubt yourself cos its’ YES is a megaphone and it’s NO is a sledgehammer. You know this cutie right? 🤪
Most of us are lucky to give this puppy about 5 minutes a week. The other 10,000 minutes, we listen to (and follow) our MINDS. 😅😅😅
But – this epic magical part gets jaded and starts prodding – gently at first – and then it drives a tractor over your head, turning your life UPSIDE DOWN – until you finally listen. 🤪😅😅😉
If you have a master ninja inside you, locked in the basement, eventually, this homey will turn your life into a royal sh*t show to get you back on track – living the life you’re meant to be living, that will fill you to the BRIM!!! 😁👏🦄💗🏆
SO – HOW DOES IT WORK?
You may not be a full blown unicorn with sparkles flying out ya bits, but your soul is EPIC – and – waiting for you. This puppy is constantly hollering at you in a gazillion ways.
But you gotta learn how to LISTEN so that you can receive it’s epic juju wisdom and start living the life you really came here to live.
SO WHAT NOW HONEY POT?
IT’S TIME TO GET JIGGY WIT YA SOUL! 😅😅🤣
Listening to your soul is like having a dream posse of helpers on speed dial – all day, every day.
And their mission is to help you live your dream life, so they froth hard when you listen. The rad thing is – there’s no cryptic system to learn –
You just gotta pull those ninjas out of the basement and remember how to listen!
Remember that time you did something even though a voice inside you was screaming a “Hell No!”? Or you did it even though your whole body felt like you’d vom vom? Or went against your rock solid gut instinct – even though you knew you’d pay later. 🤪💥😅
Truth is – you’re already a friggen genius! Your soul and rockin’ posse are on your side, cheering hard & working like trojans to make your life rad!
Your job is to listen!
THANKS GENIUS – SO HOW DO I DO THAT? 😅
That’s where I come in 😁💫🦄💗
After 25 years of pokin’ around with people’s souls, I know the sneaky ways they hide & how to get ’em back. I’m like quick bait – for souls. 🤣😁💫😅💗
What I do is give them a full, proper woo woo ceremony! It’s basically a big welcome back party (kinda like a debutant ball or rite of passage). And they start jumping out of the basement with tambourines and maracas!
They’re so excited to be back, they lose their marbles, firing messages to help you on your mission!! 🥳
But you gotta remember how to receive their messages! Your personal secret sauce (your unique psychic languages)!!! Well, Call off the dogs boss, cos this is the ho-down you’ve been waiting for.
You awaken your psychic languages and start hearing them pinging messages like texts and GIFS. 😅😅😅
In your favourite secret sauce style! 🥳💫😁👏
Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about! 🤪🤪🤪
No more self-doubt brain loops suckin’ up your life!
No snooze-fest, namaste BS, twisting your legs into a half standing pretzel banana pose. 🤣🤣🤣
Instead, you get laughs, silliness & cheekiness – while pullin your rockin’ soul and posse out of the basement, all while connecting with fellow epic rebel peeps.
What’s not to love?!
SO – LET’S RECAP BABY!
AWAKEN YOUR INTUITION will:
- AWAKEN the most epic part of you – your soul. 🥳💫💗
- AWAKEN your rockin’ posse, frothing to help you
- AWAKEN your secret sauce psychic languages
- Deliver full proper belly laughs
- Connect you with epic soul tribe
Stop it! I can’t cope. It’s too much. 😅😅😅
But wait – there’s more! ( #kiddingnotkidding 🤣🤣🤣)
AND IT’S THE JUICIEST BIT BABY!
YOU’RE GONNA REMEMBER YOUR MISSION!!!
WHAT UP DOG?!
Maybe you’ve been hackin’ away at this for a few decades!
Maybe you’re already 100% clear and on some wonder-speed-train-mission-magic-track.
But for most of us, life is one tough tamale to crack, leaving hectic scars, loopin’ patterns & wondering what (in sweet mercy) is goin’ on!!! 🤪😅
So – this is the BEST BIT! 🏆💫
You’ll use your new special sauce psychic languages to receive the 3 hottest messages you need in your life right now. That means, even if you decide you do wanna Namaste your sweet booty into a half standing pretzel banana pose (fyi that’s not a thing 😂😂😂), then, you’re still winning. 🥳🏆
Cos you’ll leave with the 3 TOP MESSAGES YOU NEED FOR YOUR LIFE – NOW!
YOU’LL BE FULLY CHARGED BABY!
READY TO JUMP IN AND DO STUFF! 😅😅🤣
No more cleaning out sock drawers when you wanna be shining. No more binge scrolling when you wanna be doing whatever floats your unicorn bits off.
This means doing the stuff you really want cos you got ya 3 hottie messages to get the ball rolling. And ya new special sauce psychic languages to keep ya going, every step of the way.
And… you know that epic group of fellow rebel peeps you’ll be meeting, well, if you vibe it, you get a Rebel Unicorn Soul Buddy to keep on truckin’!
THIS IS SERIOUSLY EPIC. 👏🥳😁
AND I KNOW WHAT YA THINKIN …
What if my posse don’t wake up? 🤪
What if they don’t get out of the basement? 😨
What if my soul is frozen under 14 stories of cement? 😅😅😅
THIS AINT MY FIRST RODEO!
I’ve been working with souls for over 25 years and I guarantee that everyone has a soul.
Some of you may have to poke your cutie a little harder. But in my experience, AWAKEN will reconnect you to something incredible that will truly change your life.
But will you let it! 🏆💫
It’s up to you. You can either stick to life as it is OR you can hit up your soul and jump on the path you’re really here to live. And get a real live Unicorn Rebel Buddie thrown in – FREE 🤣🤣!
AWAKEN YOUR INTUITION TODAY BABY!! 🥳👍
HERE’S WHAT THEY’RE SAYING BEAUTY…
Meet Lisa
Aaila’s AWAKEN YOUR INTUITION ceremony gave me the opportunity to go deeper into myself and discover my own gifts. I’ve walked away with more clarity and excitement and a deeper knowing of who I am. I recommend this to anyone who wants to connect to their inner knowing, to feel more capacity to weave magic and joy into their lives and expand into a life rich with meaning and devotion, to themselves – and others!
Lisa Clarke, Artist & Women’s Empowerment Entrepreneur
Meet Michael
AWAKEN YOUR INTUITION is a fantastic how-to guide to bring everyday magic back into your life.
I loved how she explained multiple concepts I’d heard before within a tangible framework making it all practical and super simple to understand. And her facilitator passion & joy were amazing.
Aaila – Love your work!
Michael Stone, Founder & CEO, Holistic Services Group
I WANNA MEET YOU!
No but seriously! 😅😅🤣
I LOVE doing ceremony and teaching woo woo stuff in a fun, playful way!
And there’s nothing I wanna do more than help epic humans like you to meet your soul, your posse and start doing the cool stuff you know you’re here to do.
So … it’s that time baby where you gotta hit that hot little green button and say YES.
YES to you. YES to your soul.
YES to your life. YES to a better world.
Let’s do this together. Let’s meet and hang out and connect our souls and start a whole new revolution of love. Let’s bring together hearts and minds and bodies and fun and good times.
Let’s say YES to a better life – cos after all – it’s a few hours, it’s FREE and its a PARTY for ya soul! 🤪😅🤣😁
Say YES – pick a date. Your posse & I are frothing hard to meet you! 😁😂😉
With all my love beauty! Let’s do this!
Aaila xx 🦄💫💗