ASTRO SOUL SESSION!
A CHANNELED EXPERIENTIAL JOURNEY THROUGH YOUR CHART!
PS – YOUR PLANETS CAN BE CHATTY SO BUCKLE UP BABY!! 😉😅👍
WANNA LOVE YOUR SELF SO HARD YOU MIGHT EXPLODE? 🤣
Then get ready for the self love boost & galactic ride of your life! Woot woot! 🥳
If you’ve ever prayed (sweet mother😅) for an explanation as to why you are the way you are… for some evidence that you’re not a psycho and are actually an unbelievably cool cat, then ASTRO SOUL is the answer to your prayers baby! 😉🥳🤣 (#booya) 🤣🤣🤣
With ASTRO SOUL get ready to fall in love with every part of you, your fabulous quirks (& the rough around the edges dodgy banana parts 🤣🤪.)
Enough headbutting walls cos you’re hating on your self or getting stuck in that loop you just can’t kick.
Instead – form a snuggle puddle with ya bits & party with them forever! 🥳😉👍
YES BABY YES!
SO – HOW’S THIS WORK PUPPY?😁
This is gonna get pretty woo woo so chillax & just roll with me baby. (#deepbreaths #deepbreaths 🤣🤣)
Your Astro Birth Chart is a snap shot of where the big planet homeys in the sky were hangin’ out, the second you were born.
Cos they’re cosmic peeps, the way they hang out has a magical juju impact on who you are. And – apparently your soul chooses your exact time of birth, so:
YOU choose to be the EPIC human that you are!!
Not one part is accidental!!! And – it’s all spelled out in ya chart! Like magic!
WHAAAAT?! THAT’S CRAY CRAY?! 😅😉
I know right! But once you start hearing disturbingly true stuff about you (#astrologyiscreepy) 😉🤣, the penny will drop and you’ll be like:
MIND. BLOWN! 🤯🤣
GREAT! 🤣 SO HOW DO WE DO THAT?😅
First, we flip your lid by finding your chart’s hot spots. The stand out (planet balls 🤣) in your chart. And once you pick your mouth up off the floor, we get you relaxed and slow things down. (#moodmusicplease) 🤣
THEN YOU GET JIGGY WITH THE BIG BOYS 😅🤣
This is where I channel your unique guided meditation journey through your chart & you get answers from the homeys themselves! Whaaat?! I know right! Pretty cool! 😁👍🥳
So your ASTRO SOUL session is part reading, part healing, part galactic tripper ride of your life! YES! 🥳👏
SO – IF YOU WANNA:
- love yourself into a magical frenzy
- love all ya bits (even the dodgy ones)🥳💫💗
- Heal some hectic stuck caca
- Get EPIC answers about YOU from the planets themselves!
- Get your personal channeled meditation to keep so you can stalk the planets for ever (#youknowyouwantto) 🤣
then grab your ASTRO SOUL session today, done anywhere via Zoom! 👍
My work has landed me as a Finalist in the 2025 Women Changing the World Awards, so if you want an A Grade, Globally recognised session, then click the green button & let’s blow your mind today!